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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
Get it?
I know. Ha. ha. ha.
I know. Ha. ha. ha.
Not the funniest joke in the world, but you get my point. Because when I really get to thinking, there isn't much in this world I love more than laughing. Really laughing. I'm talking, the ugly kind of laughing, when snorts sneak out, your face gets all wrinkly, and if something is really funny, well, let's just say a change of pants may be in order.
Just like giving a hug or a kiss, laughing is universal. It's the same in every language. Not to mention that it just feels so darn good to laugh. Am I right or am I right?
(the best kind, in my opinion)
I mean, a guy can be a Ryan Gosling clone, with all the money in the bank, but if he's dead as a doornob? Outta the game sucker! Same goes with friends. I don't know about you, but I tend to hold on tightly to the ones who make me laugh 'til I cry.
Like I said earlier, laughing is universal.
Everyone gets it.
Ok, let me try this again:
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
No? Ok, how 'bout...
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "really? You have a drink named Bob?"
Alright. I'll stop.
Just remember...as cliche as it is, laughter really is the best medicine.
Even the ugly, scrunched up nose, wrinkled eyes kind of laugh.
An Irishman walks past a bar....hey, it could happen.
(sorry, had to throw that last one in there)
-----------------I mean, a guy can be a Ryan Gosling clone, with all the money in the bank, but if he's dead as a doornob? Outta the game sucker! Same goes with friends. I don't know about you, but I tend to hold on tightly to the ones who make me laugh 'til I cry.
Like I said earlier, laughing is universal.
Everyone gets it.
Ok, let me try this again:
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
No? Ok, how 'bout...
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "really? You have a drink named Bob?"
Alright. I'll stop.
Just remember...as cliche as it is, laughter really is the best medicine.
Even the ugly, scrunched up nose, wrinkled eyes kind of laugh.
An Irishman walks past a bar....hey, it could happen.
(sorry, had to throw that last one in there)
THANK YOU SO MUCH RAVEN! Laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine. Now go get to know her. You can thank me later.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this post! I was just talking to my bestie last night about the most ridiculous things and thinking....pee-your-pants laughing is the best.thing.ever.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! I love dumb jokes like this! :) Here's one:
ReplyDeleteTwo blondes are walking in the woods and see some tracks. "Those are rabbit tracks," Said one blonde. "No, those are deer tracks," said the other blond. WHAM!!! They were train tracks. :)
Lol, Raven always gives a good laugh!
ReplyDeletebahahaha oh Raven... I love you. And I've been trying Kim's "upsexy" joke for about 24 hrs now
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute little reminder. Laughter really is the best medicine :) love this!
ReplyDeleteI love Raven! :) I tried her upsexy joke last night! She's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteawwww My Shay baby! Your intro was so sweet!! I may love you more than you love me, however.
ReplyDeletefinally posted the link on my bloggy!! gosh I just love you, I do. and that DDHP of yours.
i can always count on raven to give me those scrunch faced laughs. couldn't imagine what kind of faces or pants that would need to be changed if i met her in person.
ReplyDeleteoh raven
ReplyDeletei just love that girl
love love love her!
and the dog smiling...makes me so happy!!
irishman quote...SO TRUE lmao
xoxox
Love Raven this is too cute!
ReplyDeletei love me some raven. she is toooo darn funny and gorg!!! i love the picture of that cute pup :)
ReplyDeletelaughter is God's medicine..i always say. i LOVE Raven...
ReplyDeleteraven's upsexy is *sure* to draw laughter. <3
ReplyDeleteSuch a cute post. Laughing is contagious. I found your blog off of Raven's and I am excited to be a new reader!
ReplyDeleteI love this post! But am I the only one that doesn't get the grasshopper one?
ReplyDeleteravey-poo i love you! seriously the best! and you are SOOOO right...laughter and sense of humor is SO SO SO important!
ReplyDeleteum and you and the word "ugly"....totally could never even belong in the same sentence.
love you too shay-b! :)
haha, cute post!
ReplyDeletei love Raven ... one of my absolutely favorite bloggers!
love love LOVE me some Raven!!!
ReplyDeletemy fave is
ReplyDeleteknock, knock
who's there?
owls.
owls who?
that's right!
bahahaha!
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I love the laugh where you dont make a noise =] Bet it looks ridiculous though!
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